HOW TO GET CLOSER TO
HEARING ANSWERS
FROM
GOD
By Mavis Mildred Ethel Maude Agnes Dora Do-hear-ty,
the First and Only
IT’S so simply OBVIOUS DEAR!
Anyone would know.
Why on earth they asked me to speak on this topic,
Heaven alone knows, respectfully speaking.
I mean, logically, dear, if you want to hear anyone speak
You have to be there, not so?
Either physically standing before them,
Or connected to their presence
By some highfoluting instrument.
Isn’t it, dear?
Oh, this is all so tiring, I’m exhausted.
Hold on, dear. I’m perspiring; it must be the heat.
Wait while I powder?
Oh yes dear, we were saying?
Yes, I was elucidating
You have to be in their presence first.
I mean, they can be talking for sixteen hours
And you wouldn’t be any the wiser
Unless you’re connected… would you dear?
I mean, it’s like the blue movies
They can be running all night
But if you’re not connected
You won’t see them!
I mean, not that you want to.
But you get my gist?
So, as I was explaining
One has to be connected first
Then one can hear.
Oh, this is too much for me.
Bring a fan.
Yes, dear, where were we?
Oh, well, the simple obvious conclusion would be …
That to hear from God Almighty
Not just anyone,
But Him,
The same rules apply.
I mean, He wouldn’t be unfair, would He?
It does make sense, dear.
You will not hear from Him
If you are far away… will you dear?
I mean, if He’s in China,
And you’re in Europe,
You’re simply not going to hear Him,
Are you?
Well dear, it’s getting late tonight.
That brings us to the obvious conclusion
That you’ve got to be where He is
In order to hear from Him … hhuh?
I’m going to do a practical Bible study one day
To assist students
To stop being so ethereal
With the Word of God!
Uuuughhhuh!
I mean, it makes sense, doesn’t it?
It’s simply practical, dear.
God is not dumb
He works on a practical basis.
He knows we are but flesh
He doesn’t expect miracles
1 urhhh?
Oh well, anyway,
I like it like it is.
This is the way He made it.
“You call, I answer.”
Cool, Babes.
Simple as that!
Or in His terminology,
“Draw near to Me, and I will draw near to you.”
… Bit defunct.
You understand?
So, I like to say it this way …
If you want to hear from Him –
… sssh! … (keep your brookers on)
All you have to d-oeoo-ooh
Is
-GET-
-INTO-
-HIS-
PRESENCE!!
Not pre-load Him
With all your cares!
I mean, how much mo-ore
Can the poor, - bloke, -take?
IT’S SIMPLY PRACTICAL, DEAR.
GOD IS IN HEAVEN
YOU ARE ON EARTH
YOU CANNOT APPROACH HIM ON EARTH
YOU HAVE TO GET INTO HEAVEN FIRST!
HE’S NOT MOVING FROM HIS THRONE !!
Why is this taking so long, dear?
Doesn’t anybody understand me?
What else does it take
To explain the obvious, basic principles
Of space?
Well, dear
It’s getting time for me to go.
I’ve had enough now.
I have another appointment.
Been nice meeting with you,
Some other time, uhh?
Oh, I must tell you
Just this one thing
Before I love and take my leave, dear!
The only reason God made us
Was to fellowship with Him.
He’s lonely, uhh?
Give it some thought, uhh?
He wants to hear from you.
Cool Dude.
Hey Babe, ready to go dancing?
So let me tell you this before I leave you,
…Where’s my rouge??
Yes, dear, He’s real
And He’s up there!!
And the only way we can get to Him,
Is to climb the ladder of the angels between Heaven and earth.
Ask me, dear, it’s impossible on your own.
I’ve tried it;
It doesn’t work!
It takes the Holy Spirit, the link,
To get you there.
Sometimes I think we’re lonely down here.
But we’re not, you know.
The Holy Spirit has been given unto us.
He will never leave us nor forsake us.
I take Him with me, when I go dancing …
- wherever I go.
So that’s so much for that titbit.
What about you, dear?
Do you have any interests?
What about Heaven?
It’s not an unreachable place, you know.
It’s there …
Made for all of us.
… (where’s my touch up bag?) …
We can only reach it by the Spirit.
Whether later (when we leave earth eternally)
Or now, here on earth.
I hope this makes sense to you.
It makes a whole lot of sense to me.
God is Spirit
He moves by His Spirit
And if we hope to hear from Him
It’s gotta be by the Spirit.
In other words,
We gotta get a connection
A live-line to Heaven.
We don’t have a hope
But the Holy Spirit does.
He’s the connecting wire.
He’s the flame to spark the connection.
Want a bet?
He can connect anytime, anyplace, anywhere you go.
He’s wider than Telkom
Bigger than MTN and Vodago!
Want a bet, doll
He’s dressed up for success.
Oh, yes! Only one way to Heaven!
Connect with Vodago? No!
Voltage with MTN? No!
The way to go
Yes, the way to go
Only the Holy Spirit gogo!
Connection fee?
For free!
Any charge?
Jesus laid down his life.
Anything else for you to know?
It’s for you and me.
Oh, yes. No discrepancy here.
Any-body’s welcome!
It’s your new-home-connection.
Get started!
The pack is inside you right now!
How to activate the live wire link?
Well dear, it takes a lady to know these things.
… We are natural talkers,
You know what I mean?
Some men are so silent …
But – to activate the link
You’ve gotta talk the language of the Spirit.
I mean, be real.
Obviously, darhling!
What else?
I mean, you’re in His territory.
Dare not speak your own.
You’ve gotta stay in the link,
You know what I mean?
What I mean, basically, darhling,
It that what’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
I mean, be proper with these things.
You wouldn’t like me to come to you
And speak Chinese
Would you?
I mean, why would I do that?
We’re both English speaking, are we not?
I mean, you’ve gotta do these things properly.
You can’t speak in the realm of the Spirit,
Using language of the realm of the Natural!
It’s two separate realms!
It’s impossible
To get good results that way!
You will not get a connection.
Not the one you’re hoping for,
Anyway.
You may get heard,
For God can do anything.
But you will not hear in return.
I speak as a wise old sage
In these matters!
I’ve put on red lip colour,
I’m ready to go!
Rock and Roll
Here we come!
Now, Babe, don’t do anything to me that you shouldn’t
And remember to ask your Mother first
Before you take a hanky.
They’re honking the horn,
Can’t you hear it?
Let’s go.
Oh, what a celebration,
We’re going to party tonight.
I’ve been waiting all week for this,
And I’ve put on my new hoop dress.
I do hope he likes it.
Well, yes, dear
It’s been nice talking to you.
Been a long time, uhhh?
Must get together again
Soon.
Anyway, Cocolach,
Let me go!
Jimmy’s a little on the wild side tonight.
I’d better not keep him waiting.
Oh, where’s my timepiece?
I seem to have left it somewhere?
Where can it be?
Never mind, dear
Been nice knowing you.
Better late than never.
Let me find it.
I cannot go without it.
It’s like going without the Spirit, dear
You’re not fully dressed until you have it.
Well, anyway
Been nice visiting with you
Must do it more often,
Bye, dear
Be good
He’s so handsome!
I can’t keep him waiting any longer.
I must dash!
Where are the flowers?
Jimmy!
He’s gone crazy, that boy.
Mamma says I must date a nice boy.
I can’t find any.
Anyhow,
Let me go.
The flowers are coming.
Where’s my hat?
Charles, where did you put my hat?
Now I must find it.
Oh, dear, I need my powder.
I need my hat.
No, this is nonsense.
In peace and quiet I shall behave.
In dignity, as a true lady.
I’ve been bewitched!
This is a mid-summer night’s dream.
I need to regain my poise.
Jimmy darhling
Ask them to reverse the automobile
Won’t you.
I have my umbrella,
And my black gloves are fitted on nicely.
I’m ready to go!
Farewell all!
Don’t do what I wouldn’t try.
Now dear,
Where was I?
Am I behaving properly?
Yes, every decent thing
Comes from the Father of light
And truly there is no shadow in Him.
Only believe!
Only believe!
He can make it possible.
Stay connected.
Stay in tune.
That’s the very thing I need to do.
Time is running out,
It’s late.
Don’t forget
He’s always there for you.
Try it sometime.
You’re never alone.
You have your connection.
Just dial out with the Word of the Living God.
He’ll soon reach out to grab your hotline!
Whew!
What a connection.
What a Living God.
Speak His Word first.
You see, He must live in you
And then, you must activate the spark.
You must make the connection.
It’s pre-paid.
You simply dial out on the language He knows.
The Word of God.
He will never ignore it.
He will always rush to pick up the phone on His end.
His throne is in Heaven.
And earth is His footstool,
So to speak.
Make the connection now.
He’s waiting.
He’s never tired of hearing from you.
He never tires of hearing His Word.
It’s not empty.
It’s full of life!
It won’t ever come back unannounced.
It will always receive attention.
Immediately.
He knows how to answer you,
Sort out every problem and ache,
But He needs to put first things first.
First with the goodies.
Ha, ha!
He has made the way possible.
He has provided the line.
He is waiting!
He needs to hear from you!
Life won’t be the same if He doesn’t get a call from you today!
Put on your dancing shoes, ha ha
And give Heaven a call.
It’s never too late.
He’s there all the time.
Waiting.
Wishing.
He’s got your name engraved on the palm of His hand.
He’s very in love.
Very.
With you.
So why not give Him a call, today?
You’ll get His full attention
If you just use the means He’s provided.
There, He says
Take My Word,
Full your mouth with it.
There, He says
The wind of My Spirit
Will activate it,
And bring it directly to Me.
On My private connection.
Only you have that number.
It’s specially for you.
Use it.
The Spirit will draw Him
To answer your call
And take it Himself.
You can speak to God Almighty
In intimate conversation
Directly linked
By the Holy Spirit,
Who takes your words
The Word of Life
And breathes on it,
And incubates it,
To bring it to pass.
For the whole of Heaven
Stands on the Word of God.
It is forever settled in Heaven.
It is the Rock, the foundation
On which the worlds were built.
And Heaven knows the Word and loves the Word dearly,
Jesus.
It will always be welcome
And in agreement
With Heaven.
It will always receive
Speedy and honoured attention.
It will never return void.
It is not an unnecessary waste!
It is the potent way to speak!
If you want answers,
If you want to hear from Heaven,
Put yourself in line with Heaven
Agree with them,
Speak the Word
Softly at first,
Then louder.
Don’t you know God watches out for His Word?
It catches His ear first time round.
You don’t have to wait.
Speak it to Him,
Softly at first,
Then louder.
It’s music to His ears.
Watch Him dance.
Watch His eyes light up.
(Name) is speaking My Word!
He’s jumping for joy,
Jumping there around Heaven
Jigging around the throne!
Like Madiba!
It’s music to His ears.
Music to the soles of His feet.
When you are faithful to declare the Word of the Living God
He is faithful to watch over it.
He will command it’s performance
On your behalf.
The whole of Heaven stands to attention;
The angels to do his bidding.
(Name) has spoken.
Can’t you hear her Word coming forth?
(Name) has the attention of Heaven
Child of God,
Is speaking at the throne room.
God is listening, intently to her voice
On the loudspeaker button.
Direct connection to Abba Daddy
From His Royal family on earth.
Child of the Father
Speaking personally to Him.
The God of the Universe,
His child, (Name).
See His right arm pointing
See Him proclaiming the Word be acted upon.
See the angels of Light moving swiftly
Out of the ranks of Heaven to action your request.
(Name) has stood on Covenant agreement.
(Name) has stood on common ground between Heaven and earth,
Getting full attention in the throne room of Heaven
Connected by courtesy of the faithful Holy Spirit,
And commanded her rights according to the Word God has spoken.
And it is coming to pass.
God is hearing.
God is reaching out His arm to respond to your call.
God is giving a reply via telecommunication –
Holy Spirit wire,
And it is coming directly to your heart link,
Soon,
Coming soon.
Wait out for it.
It’s coming now.
Heaven has responded to your call.
Daddy always has time for your call.
His private line sits right next to His throne.
He’ll interrupt any heavenly interaction
To take a call from His treasured child,
(Name).
It’s coming, wait for it.
It’s coming.
Soon.
You’re connected now.
NOTE: THIS IS A PLAY. ONLY NAMES OF PEOPLE MAY BE CHANGED, AND ANY MODERNISATIONS WITHOUT TAMPERING WITH THE LEADING OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. HEAR FROM GOD AND FOLLOW HIS CREATIVE GUIDELINES FOR STAGING. FULL COPYRIGHT ANN MC GEE.
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CREFLO DOLLAR
EXCERPT FROM HIS MAGAZINE
EXCERPT FROM HIS MAGAZINE
CHANGING YOUR WORLD
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HEARING GOD’S
WORD DECLARATION
WORD DECLARATION
REPEAT AFTER
ME
HEAVENLY FATHER, I DECLARE NOW
THAT I POSSESS A HEARING HEART. I EXPECT
TO HEAR FROM YOU IN SPECIFIC DETAILS, NOT VAGUE IMPRESSIONS, BUT SPECIFIC
DETAILS, AND EVERY WORD I HEAR FROM YOU WILL EMPOWER ME TO PROSPER.
I’LL STAND FIRM IN THE LORD; THE
GATES OF HELL SHALL NOT PREVAIL AGAINST ME.
SPEAK TO ME CONCERNING WHAT I NEED TO DO ….. I EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU. I WILL OBEY YOU AND SEE YOUR WORD COME TO
PASS.
THEREFORE, I CONTINUE TO DECLARE,
… I AM YOUR SHEEP.
I’M SUPPOSED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AND THEN I FOLLOW YOU.
IN JESUS NAME
AMEN
BLESSED
ARE MY EYES
BLESSED
ARE MY EYES BECAUSE THEY SEE
MY
EARS BECAUSE THEY HEAR
MY
HEART BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND
DRAW
NEAR TO GOD, DRAW NEAR
HE
WAKENS ME MORNING BY MORNING
WAKENS
MY EAR TO HEAR
LIKE
ONE BEING TAUGHT
THE
SOVEREIGN LORD
HAS
OPENED MY EAR
BE A
LETTER FROM CHRIST
WRITTEN
NOT WITH INK
WRITTEN
BYTHE SPIRIT OF GOD
NOT
ON TABLETS OF STONE
BUT
ON TABLETS OF
THE
HUMAN HEART
SPOKEN OVER MUSIC:
CIRCUMCISION
IS CIRCUMCISION
OF
THE HEART
NOT
OF THE FLESH
BUT
BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD
SUCH
A MAN’S PRAISE IS NOT FROM MEN
SUCH
A MAN’S PRAISE IS FROM GOD
BLESSED
ARE MY EYES BECAUSE THEY SEE
MY
EARS BECAUSE THEY HEAR
MY
HEART BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND
DRAW
NEAR TO GOD, DRAW NEAR
